Category: Dating and Relationships
(Any resemblance to a man is purely coincidental)
Oops sorry about that my mistake. I have the whole post to that so here it is.
(Any resemblance to a man is purely coincidental)
Folks I really screwed this up, didn't mean too, but here's the real stuff now and I hope it works, if not, then screw it.
If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section
Buy a dog.
If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you
Buy a dog.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it
Buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want
Buy a dog.
If you want someone to scare away burglars, without a lethal weapon which terrifies you and endangers the lives of your family and all the neighbors
Buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't give a damn about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
Buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
Buy a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say
is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually,
Buy a dog.
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But on the other hand If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks
all over you, runs around all night, only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness,
Then .............
Buy a cat.
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(Any resemblance to a man is purely coincidental)
Heheh. It took a few tries, but it was worth it. Very good.
I like it. smile
Stevie
yeah that was good. lol.
Yes it was good, i took me a few minutes to understand but I do now
Some things in life do seem to be so coincidental. Good one